Melk

What is Melk?


1.

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

2.

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

See Maglor

3.

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

See John

4.

better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk

example:

TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial

BEN-ur an asshole

5.

A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk

"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."

See funkbox

6.

a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.

I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.

7.

'Milk' pronounced as 'melk' by a little Chinese boy who can't speak English.

It's velly nice leather today!

I loul'd like a glass of melk!


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