What is Melon Balling?
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
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2.
The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.
My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
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