Melon Balling

What is Melon Balling?


1.

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

See melon, balling

2.

The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.

My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.

See tittie fucking, tits, boobs


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