Melon Gaze

What is Melon Gaze?

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As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?

Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.

*continues to gaze*

Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!

*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

See boob, breast, tit, nipple, tasty
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