Melty

What is Melty?


1.

A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.

My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.

See Matty

2.

One of the mutant Japanese-English (Japlish) words that works well enough to make its stately entrance to the language at large. Further, it fills a hole that needs to be gooped up, as there is a strong design current that nothing else, well, quite targets so sweetly. "Melty" describes objects with soft corners, sagging curves: imagine taking a buck-ugly 1970s GM product and subjecting it to about a thousand degrees Celsius for just long enough for the metal bits to start to lose their hard edges (forget about visualizing the glass, plastic and rubber please).

Contemporary audio equipment design. Some cameras. Nova-deco architorture. All "melty" in their own way.

Name comes from an unspeakably icky Nipponese chocolate bar.

Those new Porsches have gone all hard-edged on us. I used to really like those '50s melty ones.

He bought him a ghetto blaster, one of those expensive ones with the melty look, all rounded out.

See rounded, organic, curvaceous

3.

A wet excretion accompanying flatulence. Often is not realized until it is too late.

A wet fart. Poopy underwear after a fart= melty

"Dude, I just did a melty"

See fart, poop, flatulence, melty

4.

An adjective to describe a mexican dish invented by a national fast food chain.

"For a limited time only, try the new, ALL NEW, carne de cito quesedilla. Crunchy, cheesy, baby, melty."

See crunchy, cheesy, beefy, taco, bell

5.

When someone or something (e.g. a pet) is so tired, that you can do anything to him or her without meeting much resistance.

My dog, Zach, was so melty, I put him in a tote bag hanging from the kitchen cabinets and he didn't care.

See tired, knackered, exhausticated, buggered, drained


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