What is Melva?
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Melva is a name for a worthless mother. For most of her children's upbringing she can be heard yelling and complaining about her shitty life. She often times does not know when to shut her mouth and is controlled by her worthless narrow mind. Her mind is so dense that is makes her naive and without of a sense of control (especially with sugar). If this person is not completely in control of others lives she is not happy. She is often seen by other families as crazy and a worthless human being.
OMG, she is being a Melva and won't shut her fucking mouth.
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