What is Melyssa Ford?
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One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.
Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.
Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!
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