Memoirrhoids

What is Memoirrhoids?

an account of something noteworthy, a narrative pulled from your ass

Memoirrhoids: A lossely based tale of the life and times of the Enablalyst.

See hemorrhoid, story

Filthy Sunrise

1. The art of jamming a light bulb (still on the lamp post) up one's anus and turning it on for sexual gratification. Scott woke Nata..

Cookie Coma

1. n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible..

On Hold

1. suspended, postponed (from the button on a telephone marked hold, used to switch temporarily from the conversation) Our vacation plans ..

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