What is Memphis Dry Rub?
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A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
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when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.
Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.
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3.
When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.
" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"
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