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The best form of birth control.
Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
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Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massi..
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Instead of trying on a new pair of shoes, simply holding up the bottom of the new shoe to the bottom of the old shoe. If it matches up, ..
