Mencken Edit Meaning

1. Some believe it is a secret dll file in the depths of windows that microsoft eviley inserted that causes lag. Guy: *Deletes lag.dll* Ya..

1. The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd. "I got banged by this guy last ..

1. The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this i..