What is Mendocino Snail Trail?
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When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"
"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."
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Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.
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