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While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log to..
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The rhythm guitarist, backing vocalist and sometimes-keyboardist for the Scottish band Franz Ferdinand. He has a penchant for oddly patt..
