Menstrual Moses

What is Menstrual Moses?

The art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.

Friend: Hey alex, what are you up to tonight?

Alex: Im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.

Friend: Damn homie, make sure you wear a condom

Alex: Christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!

See period, red wings, blood, vagina

Myh

1. a synonym for my. pronounced M-ie. OH MYH GAWD!!!, or that's MYH pie. See my, pie, god, no, marijuana..

Detrimentum

1. A Brutal as fuck Death Metal Band from England. Death Metal Fan: Detrimentum are fucking brutal motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See me..

Ipodfukt

1. What occurs when your Ipod stops working for no apparent reason when you need it, esp. when you are on a plane, train, etc. with crying ..

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