Merchant Taylors

What is Merchant Taylors?

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:

Oompa-loompas

Tangoed people and

People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

See sa

Golden Oreo

1. This is when any person urinates on one's asshole This can be multiple times or a single event Evan Jewett loves a golden oreo S..

The Ceremony

1. When a man puts semen on his thumb and then smears it across his partners forehead while saying: SIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. After having mis..

Dumdarded

1. dumb and retarded..... are u that dumdarded....u need a damn example??..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Merchant Taylors Edit Meaning