Merit Badging

What is Merit Badging?

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

See J-Mac

John Belushi

1. Great comedian from the original SNL cast. A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left ..

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

1. Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to t..

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Merit Badging Edit Meaning