What is Merk Ardvark?
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merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.
Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!
Random Words:
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A young woman who rejects just men because of there age and no other reason.
That young agest twerp just turned me down when I told her..
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A state of mind somebody who causes other people to say duh is in. May be a permanent condition.
Timmy just told me that he sharted dur..
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To acquire an incredibly large penis when fully erected, like brumaks do in Gears of War 2.
Gamer Girl: Did you see that guy over there..
