Merk Ardvark

What is Merk Ardvark?


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merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.

Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!


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