What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Bastardization of the English phrase "Much Appreciated" to make it sound more Spanish.
Girl: Buenos diás.
Man: Mucho Appreci..
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mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.
If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!
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