What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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When you are doing something that really grosses you out.
He got a little dirt on his hand a had a Monk moment.
See monk, gross, icky,..
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A two-word noun that is used to complement people and compared them to this in a simile-like format, especially to make them sound aweso..
