What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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A date that looks like a date, but isn't really a date.
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the art of giving a guy oral intercourse and deepthroating his cock to the point where it causes the person to upchuck on said cock. aft..
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When years later they take a trilogy and add a forth movie. Can also be used for further additons.
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