What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or i..
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Old military training film euphemism for a condom.
Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.
See condom,..
