What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Another term for a woman's vagina.
Ya know, her pink taco, vertical smile, bearded clam, gutted slug...
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A person who acts fat (slaps thigh and chuckles, jolly, lazy, ect.) Yet is naturally skinny.
Hey tubby slims, stop eating cookies and g..
