Merkinstock

What is Merkinstock?


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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.

Those is some dank 'stocks.


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