What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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A form of Haza. Stating that you're excited. Used In I hate my 30's.
Zoozaphruse, I know it. Zoozaphuse this way!
or just pl..
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Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker.
He's a real W.B.A.M.F.
See wannabe, poser..
