What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.
See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.
When you are asked if a..
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Like camel-toe on a fat bitch or 300 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag
look at Sierra and her fat ass hippo chin i can see it from space...
