What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Completely astonished and amazed by Linkin Park related objects, people and/or events.
Taisha: Look Sam! It's Rob's footprint..
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to go scuba diving, and have air from your tank get in to the chest of your dry-suit, giving you the apperance of posessing large breast..
