What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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An Internet acronym meaning "Oh My God It's A Flying Douchebag Coming Your Way!"
OMGIAFDCYW! Watch out!..
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a very wide vag
Jared: Jimi, i fucked Lisa in her vatropolis last night.
Jimi: I'm sorry dude
See vag, pussy, vagina, hallway..
