What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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The act of pleasuring yourself. (Male only)
Guy 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, I need to grab it now.
Chris: I go..
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the vagina of a girl, usually a stranger (as in, "chasin' strange"), wherin the potential exists to score entry into said..
