What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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Super slut. For when other, more generic modifiers of "slut" just can't convey the hoitude of this individual.
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Someone you absolutely do not like but don't hate, usually fat and wears lots of make up sometimes you want to curb stomp her.
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