What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call
- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!
-Hey how's i..