What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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mitch derrness, reservoir tips
mitch derr with matching outfit and/or jersey. and the 1 dollar hat
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A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.
Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkl..
