What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
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To excell in the positon of goaltending in ice hockey. (NOT SLANG)
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the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
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