What is Merkinstock?
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Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.
It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.
Random Words:
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Having to wait to fool around with a girl, because she's on her period.
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a virgin fanny has a hymen, a virgin arse has a mythical hyman aka the gravy skin.
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Lame gay boy with long shaggy hair and not even close to having a 6 pack.
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