Merkle

What is Merkle?


1.

1. Used in relation to UK Grime music. When somebody (ie the famous Jammer - "The Merkle Man" - of Jahmek the World Productions) jumps onto a riddim and properly merks it.

2. The act of brucking up to someone (-> having beef with them)

1. WILEY: hey jammer, you gonna merk my riddim?

JAMMER: its the merkle man, never gonna flex like erkle man, come straight in the circle man, all for the green and purple man. cos - its the merkle - never gonna flex like erkullll, come to your ends and circle, all for the green and purple. cos in beef i merkle, leave your chest with a circle, then get left on the dirtull. neckulllll. yeh im neckle, take me for steps im neckullll. level, blud its ammer, bluc im a rebel, big like stone not small like pebble. when we clash soon ya better be neckulll....ETC

2. "NIDAL, LETS MERKLE THAT FIFTH-FORMER, I NEED A SLAVE".

2.

a type of drug that small animals such as cats smoke

yesterday i saw some stoned cats smoking some merkle i bought

See smoke, cats, small, animals, drug, weaboo

3.

Merkle is an ethnic word for the great illiterate unwashed, who can't spell "Can I have my Job Seekers Allowance now please?". Instead they use the verb to merk - which means to steal, beg, or seek asylum.

Ethnic person 1: Lets merk that rich white man

Ethnic person 2: I've been merking all day and have only made 50p

Ethnic person 1: Fantastic! lets go back to Ghana and buy a house with that money

Ethnic person 2: But I have an application to merkle pending, and if I leave now I'll lose it.


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