Merkt Edit Meaning

1. When you toss and turn for 7 hours, only to have your alarm go off 15 minutes after you've finally succumbed to the warm embrace of..

1. Streaks of shitthat are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wankerwho doesn't clean up a..

1. A sexually transmitted disease. Corry has a bad case of the drip drops. See claps..