Merkur

What is Merkur?


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Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?

Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.

Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.

Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

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