Mern

What is Mern?


1.

A sunflower that has a face of a person.

D'glove hates merns because the give him dirty looks.

Merns can parry toods.

See sunflower, tood, deag, cleag

2.

(n) southern way of saying man

hey, what u doing, mern?

3.

Human being. One who is inherently dull, ineptly dressed, unknowingly bland. Tasteless in art and pop culture. Thinks they are cool, but are in actuality no where near socially acceptable.

My date was a total mern; pleated khakis, bad shoes, and to think he thought he was awesome.

See dork, nerd, loser, geek


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