What is Mern?
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A sunflower that has a face of a person.
D'glove hates merns because the give him dirty looks.
Merns can parry toods.
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(n) southern way of saying man
hey, what u doing, mern?
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Human being. One who is inherently dull, ineptly dressed, unknowingly bland. Tasteless in art and pop culture. Thinks they are cool, but are in actuality no where near socially acceptable.
My date was a total mern; pleated khakis, bad shoes, and to think he thought he was awesome.
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Being locked in the slammer, and getting an unwelcome "hello" from behind from Bubba, aka. the toss-salad-man.
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Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its ext..
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White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.
Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes
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