What is Merp?
1.
noun: Mary Jillian Castillo
verb: 1. To savor things beyond the last drop.
2. Prolonging a topic of conversation, joke, or noun beyond its reccomended life-span.
adjective: cute. whimsical anime-style, often used to characterize head garb.
noun. "'ey Merp!"
verb. "Stop looping that song before you merp it."
adj. "That is quite a nice merp-hat you are wearing today, sir."
See merp
2.
A playful term used usually between friends.
TJ: *pokes Mike* Merp!
3.
An exclamation, to denote surprise, anger, frustration, joy, and/or apathy. It may be used as any part of a sentence.
Sources indicate that merp may be from 'prem', a word meaning 'hate' in an Indian dialect.
A sreyaism .
1. Mom: You can't go to the party.
Daughter: Merp!
2. It was very merpish.
3. Friend 1: Can I merp?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Merp.
4.
a word that can be used instead of any other word, in any context...it just happens to work
I merp you.
Your mom is a merp.
Let's go merping!
Hey there merpie!
See synonym , awesome , indescribable
5.
1. a word that you say when you have nothing else to say
2. boredom/boring
3. reply to a greeting
::long silence::
MEEEEEERRRPP!!!
today is a merp day
person1: how are you today?
Person2: merp....
See blah , meep , maha , marklar
6.
Instantnious , Quickly passed random action
"Did you see that crack-head merp across the road?"
"Friend: when did you dye your hair?
Me: (sarcasticly) oh it just merped black this morning"
"Friend: how did you get that dent in your car?
Me: some asshole just merped across the road an i crashed into a tree"
See quick , fast , random , unexpected
7.
A socially awkward noise, made by a human. Generally made when one feels uncomfortable, uneasy, or simply when one feels they are being overwhelmed. Also made when one is being smothered and feels there is no getting out of a tense situation. May also be used when one is frightened or startled, or even to scare someone off.
"Hey Meaghan, why didn't you clean your room?!"
Meaghan : "Merp, merrr merr merp" (with head stuffed in pillow)
See chirp , chatter , murp , mutter , mumble , scream
noun. "'ey Merp!"
verb. "Stop looping that song before you merp it."
adj. "That is quite a nice merp-hat you are wearing today, sir."
A playful term used usually between friends.
TJ: *pokes Mike* Merp!
3.
An exclamation, to denote surprise, anger, frustration, joy, and/or apathy. It may be used as any part of a sentence.
Sources indicate that merp may be from 'prem', a word meaning 'hate' in an Indian dialect.
A sreyaism .
1. Mom: You can't go to the party.
Daughter: Merp!
2. It was very merpish.
3. Friend 1: Can I merp?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Merp.
4.
a word that can be used instead of any other word, in any context...it just happens to work
I merp you.
Your mom is a merp.
Let's go merping!
Hey there merpie!
See synonym , awesome , indescribable
5.
1. a word that you say when you have nothing else to say
2. boredom/boring
3. reply to a greeting
::long silence::
MEEEEEERRRPP!!!
today is a merp day
person1: how are you today?
Person2: merp....
See blah , meep , maha , marklar
6.
Instantnious , Quickly passed random action
"Did you see that crack-head merp across the road?"
"Friend: when did you dye your hair?
Me: (sarcasticly) oh it just merped black this morning"
"Friend: how did you get that dent in your car?
Me: some asshole just merped across the road an i crashed into a tree"
See quick , fast , random , unexpected
7.
A socially awkward noise, made by a human. Generally made when one feels uncomfortable, uneasy, or simply when one feels they are being overwhelmed. Also made when one is being smothered and feels there is no getting out of a tense situation. May also be used when one is frightened or startled, or even to scare someone off.
"Hey Meaghan, why didn't you clean your room?!"
Meaghan : "Merp, merrr merr merp" (with head stuffed in pillow)
See chirp , chatter , murp , mutter , mumble , scream
1. Mom: You can't go to the party.
Daughter: Merp!
2. It was very merpish.
3. Friend 1: Can I merp?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Merp.
a word that can be used instead of any other word, in any context...it just happens to work
I merp you.
Your mom is a merp.
Let's go merping!
Hey there merpie!
See
5.
1. a word that you say when you have nothing else to say
2. boredom/boring
3. reply to a greeting
::long silence::
MEEEEEERRRPP!!!
today is a merp day
person1: how are you today?
Person2: merp....
See blah , meep , maha , marklar
6.
Instantnious , Quickly passed random action
"Did you see that crack-head merp across the road?"
"Friend: when did you dye your hair?
Me: (sarcasticly) oh it just merped black this morning"
"Friend: how did you get that dent in your car?
Me: some asshole just merped across the road an i crashed into a tree"
See quick , fast , random , unexpected
7.
A socially awkward noise, made by a human. Generally made when one feels uncomfortable, uneasy, or simply when one feels they are being overwhelmed. Also made when one is being smothered and feels there is no getting out of a tense situation. May also be used when one is frightened or startled, or even to scare someone off.
"Hey Meaghan, why didn't you clean your room?!"
Meaghan : "Merp, merrr merr merp" (with head stuffed in pillow)
See chirp , chatter , murp , mutter , mumble , scream
::long silence::
MEEEEEERRRPP!!!
today is a merp day
person1: how are you today?
Person2: merp....
Instantnious , Quickly passed random action
"Did you see that crack-head merp across the road?"
"Friend: when did you dye your hair?
Me: (sarcasticly) oh it just merped black this morning"
"Friend: how did you get that dent in your car?
Me: some asshole just merped across the road an i crashed into a tree"
See
7.
A socially awkward noise, made by a human. Generally made when one feels uncomfortable, uneasy, or simply when one feels they are being overwhelmed. Also made when one is being smothered and feels there is no getting out of a tense situation. May also be used when one is frightened or startled, or even to scare someone off.
"Hey Meaghan, why didn't you clean your room?!"
Meaghan : "Merp, merrr merr merp" (with head stuffed in pillow)
See chirp , chatter , murp , mutter , mumble , scream
"Hey Meaghan, why didn't you clean your room?!"
Meaghan : "Merp, merrr merr merp" (with head stuffed in pillow)
