Mertek

What is Mertek?


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Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail always giving me good porn

Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale... not hotmail.


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