Mertenize

What is Mertenize?

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"

Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

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Nicely

1. another form of the word nice... just add an ly.. increases the niceness. -how was your weekend? -Pretty damn good -Nicely. See nice..

Newted

1. Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt. See also As pis..

The Metric System

1. a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) ..

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