Mertilize Edit Meaning

1. The word used by your mom to tell you that the color of the car she just bought you isn't purple. Other deceitful definitions: Al..

1. masturbate achieving "it" by hand I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off. 1...

1. The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute. After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cle..