Mess Edit Meaning

1.

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

2.

A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

See loser, wanker, disgrace, bum, hobo, doherty, low-life, alcoholic, druggy

3.

Someone who:

1. Gets ridiculously drunk

2. Gets themselves into awkward situations

3. Becomes clumsy, often spilling drinks, breaking things, being sick everywhere

6. Sleeps for the next two days to wear off the amount of drink drunk.

Often does this on a regular occassion, sometimes earning the title "mess of the month".

People sometimes come together to create a "mess chart" depending on how lazy/how much of a mess the person is

"You were such a mess last night"

"I was such a mess last night!"

"Seriously, you're number one on the mess chart"

"How much of a mess was thing last night?"

etc

See freak, freak of the week, wasted

4.

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

See mess, funny, halarious

5.

someone who..

1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

2. doesn't try with their appearance.

3. is really unorganized.

4. is naive.

5. sleeps all day

6. doesnt do their work.

dude, steph's a mess..

i know, she sucks at life.

See hot mess, suck, life, loser, confused

6.

Sperm, ejaculation

He messed all over her face! Ew!

See cum, ejaculation, sperm, balls

7.

Inebriated state under the influence of alocohol. usually resulting in rediculous behaviour, bad language, dancing, and a refusual to go to bed.

Spec is a mess!

See drunk, messy, alcohol, wasted, inebriated