Metal Kid

What is Metal Kid?


1.

Any kid who listens to, pretty much, the best music evar.

None of this metalcore (Bullet for my Valentine), hard rock (Nickelback crap), ACTUAL METAL.

If more than 2 of these are applicable to your music tastes: Shadows Fall, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Amon Amarth, Axenstar, The Duskfall, Ensiferum, Imperanon, Into Eternity, Job for a Cowboy, Cellador, Cannibal Corpse, Naildown, Seven Kingdoms, Warmen, Stratovarius, Wintersun, Nocturnal Rites, Waking the Cadaver

then you are probably a metal kid, and therefore cool.

Not concerned with what's in style, or "cool."

Wear band tshirts and jeans, because that's all that's necessary.

Long hair, though, is almost always a complete compliment and awesome.

Me.

=)

If you listen to the bands above, you are a metal kid, therefore awesome.

See metal kid, metal, awesome, music, sweet

2.

Someone who listens to straight up good music. Usually goes tostraight shows blazed. Their hobbies include curb edge kids. And cleaning their gauges for tribal war far at shows OR hardcore dancing.

Wow I'm sure glad those metal kids didn't kill us for being inferior to them. We should go start being cool like them.

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