Metal-literate

What is Metal-literate?

To be incapable of understanding metal, be it lyrics or meaning.

Dude 1: Did you hear Chris bitching about Slayer? Said he didn't understand a damn thing!

Dude 2: Yeah I know, he's totally Metal-literate.

See metal, illiterate, stupid, music, dumbass

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