What is Metcalfe?
1.
a) To be caught masturbating
b) To masturbate
I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.
I am going to metcalfe until I can’t walk no more!
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2.
Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.
Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
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3.
Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.
You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.
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Random Words:
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Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.
Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa..
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The more annoyed version of -.-. This version, -______-, is used to represent tremendous annoyance or loss of patience with someone.
AO..
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A suggested task that is posed as optional, but failing to do so would not result in your favor.
My boss said working this weekend was ..
