Metcalfe

What is Metcalfe?

1.

a) To be caught masturbating

b) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.

I am going to metcalfe until I can’t walk no more!

See wank, wanking, spank the monkey

2.

Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.

Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.

-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.

-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.

See poo, crap, bum, anus, faeces

3.

Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.

You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.

See cool, sexy, funny, nice, comfy
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