What is Meter Maid?
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The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
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A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.
I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.
