Mexican Carwash

What is Mexican Carwash?


1.

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.

I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

See bush, hand, corn, sandwich, gross

2.

When you have anal sex with a gay mexican, and pull out and make him suck your dick. Hence washing off your member.

Pedro really gave a great mexican carwash last night.

See anal, gay, poopsex, mexican, car wash, mexican carwash

3.

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!


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