Mexican Hotplate

What is Mexican Hotplate?


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When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.

Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate

See hot tamale, crockpot


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