Mexican Midwife

What is Mexican Midwife?


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When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.

It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.

See mexican, midwife, shit, turd, dump, toilet


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