What is Mexican Midwife?
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When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.
It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.
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A person who does not believe in the existence of the vagina.
Usually male.
"dude, there's no such thing as a vagina."
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Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.
"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other ..
