What is Mexican Midwife?
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When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.
It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.
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n., A Vietnamese-American who has unbelievable talents, none of which, however, are of any use to any other human.
Word. That Hung dude..
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Not too much, not to little. A perfect, happy medium.
Jimmy: "How much jello do you want Tim?"
Tim: "Alotalittle."..