What is Mexican Midwife?
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When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.
It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.
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A mustache that's drawn on the side of your finger and then held up under your nose.
Dude: *runs up and sticks finger under chicks..