Mexican Midwife

What is Mexican Midwife?


1.

When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.

It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.

See mexican, midwife, shit, turd, dump, toilet


24

Random Words:

1. A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which..
1. Jizz kid is some one who loves the jizz so much they would gladly take it anyway on there body James : your a fucking jizz kid Kyle : ..
1. A person or company that removes your video from a video streaming website for no good reason, e.g. YouTube. Man 1: I can't believ..