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A cousin of Spring Heeled Jack, but a real asshole.
While the authorities were busy chasing Spring Heeled Jack his cousin Shit Heeled J..
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The right to vegetate.
Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights..
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The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.
"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."
See bumfri..