M.h.p Edit Meaning

1. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, ..

1. A very runny poo. Usually caused after one eats many prunes or similar foods. A bum pee is liquidy but may contain other chunks of food ..

1. An Atheist term for "Christmas". "Happy Present Day, everyone!" See christmas, day, happy, present, xmas..