Miami Heat

What is Miami Heat?


1.

2006 Eastern Conferance Champs. Amazing team with their two starters Dwyane Wade and Shaquile O'Neal. Also with a strong team behind them which are Walker, Jason Williams, Alonso Mourning, Haslem and Posey. They are soon the be the 2006 NBA Champs. The team is coached by Pat Riley and is a strong and focused. 2006 is the first time they made it to the NBA Finals.

The Miami Heat is going to beat the Dallas Mavericks this year.

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2.

The 2006 NBA Champions....The First Time ever they win the CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! Lets GO Heat!!!! 2006 Champs..D-WADE(my fav. player) is the MVP!!!!!!!! Go D-Wade!!!!!

The Miami Heat won the championship 4-2 against the gay mavericks!

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3.

The team that Shaq is going to revive, just to shove it too the last place LA Lakers!

Shaq and the Miami Heat just beat the LA Lakers 108 to 62. BREAKING NEWS: Mitch Kupchek and Jerry Buss have both just ran into traffic.

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4.

The best team in the East, one of, if not THE, best team in the NBA. D Wade, Shaq, Jones&Jones, even Wang Zhizhi... this team owns.

The Heat own. Enough said.

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5.

Winner of the NBA finals 2006. They beat the mavericks! There new marketing scheme is called White Hot Heat. All the people that come to the games wear white. The heat is coached by Pat Riley. They stick together, and always say that God is there true coach. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)

Key players:

1. Dwayne Wade (MVP 2006)

2. Shaq

3. Alonzo Mourning

the miami heat are the best and are the winners of the NBA finals 2006!

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6.

Your 2005-2006 NBA Champions. True the Heat were eliminated by the Knickershitters in 99 in a 1 vs 8 matchup but it doesn't matter because Zo and Riles got the last laugh motherfuckers. How many Larry O'Brien trophies have Patrick Ewing, Allan Houston, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby and the rest of them hoisted over their heads? Yeah that's what I thought bitches. Of course the Knicks have a bright future to look forward to, oh wait no they don't! They traded the 2nd pick of this year's draft for a center with 2 heart defects who can't rebound, The Bulls have the option to swap picks with them next year, they're in salary cap hell, and Isiah Thomas is the worst GM ever and a mediocre coach. Any team with Shitbury sucks until he leaves.

The Miami Heat own the Knickershitters and it'll be at least 30 more years until the Knickershitters win an NBA title.

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7.

Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.

I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.

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