What is Miami Hurricanes?
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A group of thugs who fight the University of Florida International, using a helmet as a weapon.
They acted like the Miami Hurricanes - complete heathens.
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Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
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Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
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1. The "mascot" of a supposed college football program located in Coral Gables, FL, that actually is a semi-pro team since the alumni pay for their athletes and hence, their national championships.
2. What low class, poor, ghetto dwelling thugs think the University of Miami is actually called because:
a) They don't realize it's actually a school of higher learning and not a pro team
b) They have never been to the campus (or any campus for that matter)
c) They couldn't find Coral Gables, FL on a map
d) They could never afford to take a class at the school anyway.
3. The college football program that is most envious of the years of dominance that the Florida State University football program enjoyed during the late 80's and throughout the 90's, setting several NCAA records and winning two national championships while stringing together an unprecedented 14 straight top 5 finishes and bowl appearances.
4. The college football program located in Coral Gables, FL that will spend 2-3 years atop the polls, then runs out of money to pay players, and sinks to the level of an also-ran team that loses annually to West Virginia and Virginia Tech until they can save enough money up to pay for more pro caliber players. In addition, at least once per decade, they will be placed on NCAA probation.
Florida State Fan: ...and I'll also have a double cheese burger, and a large coke.
Miami Hurricanes Fan: Yassuh...right away suh. What else you be wantin' suh???
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The college version of the cincinatti bengals
During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis
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1.the squad that bent your favorite team over.
2. the home of half the pro bowl players since 1985.
3. nobody hates a loser, how many of you bitches hate the canes?my point exactly.
miami hurricanes...they told you they were gonna kick your ass, they kicked your ass, they told you that they told you they were gonna kick your ass...4th quarter.
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The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.
1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!
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