Miami Sandcastle

What is Miami Sandcastle?

The act of shoving saltwater and beach sand up your anus, then later crapping it out on your partner's chest.

Yo dude, chris gave me a harlam barbershop so i punched him in the face and surprised him with a miami sandcastle. You should've been there!

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