Michael Dawson

What is Michael Dawson?

A formerly major character on the HIT television series Lost. Killed off by the creators because of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!

Also, the kid (Waaaaalt!) shouldn't have been on the set anymore because Sawyer and Kate were gettin' it on.

Michael Dawson: "Waaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!"

Lost Fan: "Oh, IMMA FIRIN MA LASER, it's Michael! SHOOP DA WHOOP"

Jin: Others! OTHERS!!!

See lost, michael, walt, annoying, smexy

Bigdumbjerk

1. 1. A person who is a gigantic dummy, and a humongous jerk. 2. A person who will call your' friends grandma crying to get him bitch..

Jaudiced

1. The act of being shitfaced. Brad and CJ got so jaudiced that they touched eachothers man-units See jaundiced, obliterated, spent, over..

Zwog

1. To eat whatever you find under and between the keys on your keyboard. Man, I dare you to Zwog. I was so hungry i had to Zwog last nigh..

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