Michael Dawson

What is Michael Dawson?


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A formerly major character on the HIT television series Lost. Killed off by the creators because of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!

Also, the kid (Waaaaalt!) shouldn't have been on the set anymore because Sawyer and Kate were gettin' it on.

Michael Dawson: "Waaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!"

Lost Fan: "Oh, IMMA FIRIN MA LASER, it's Michael! SHOOP DA WHOOP"

Jin: Others! OTHERS!!!

See lost, michael, walt, annoying, smexy


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