What is Michael Jackson Verdict?


1.

When a person is found "not guilty" of a felony in a court of law, but, is generally scorned by the public regardless.

Dr. Evil was found "not guilty" of a felony, but it was a Michael Jackson verdict, because the courthouse mob wanted to trampede him anyway.

I, Vet Man, will personally defend Dr. Evil's rights until the law, or I, find him guilty. If the law finds him guilty, Ferret Boy, then I will make sure he dosen't escape. If I, however, find Dr. Evil guilty, I shall personally kill him! But, don't tell anyone, okay?

VET MAN looks around & whispers in Ferret Boy's ear: (Austin Powers is a wimp and he's secretly in love with Dr. Evil)

FERRET BOY: (eyes & mouth big) No way!

VET MAN nods his head: WAY!

2.

TRUTH

The whole Truth

Nothing But the Truth

Michael Jackson verdict is 100% true. Michael Jackson is INNOCENT.

See michael, jackson, truth, verdict, innocence


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