What is Michael Jacksoned?
1.
When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.
Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".
2.
When someone has butchered their appearance through multiple plastic surgery procedures
"Have you seen Allison lately? She totally
Michael Jacksoned herself."
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3.
Mollested repeatedly, having been sexually abused/mollested more than once
I have been Michael Jacksoned: at 8 I was mollested by a midget in a pirate suit in the parking lot of a red lobster, and at 11 I was mollested by another midget, dressed like a cowboy, inside Aunt Bea's cerebral cortex.
4.
when something or someone has well known talent BUT at the same time, has the majority vote of 'crazy or perverse'.
named for Michael Jackson because he was a well-respected artist and has won critical acclaim, but is still one crazy, perverse son-of-a-b.
*interchangeable with "bonaduced", "pauly shored", or "carrot topped"
-"R. Kelly was pretty good back in the day, but now i'm grossly disturbed by him as a person."
-"Yeah, he's pretty much been michael jacksoned."
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5.
when something or someone has well known talent BUT at the same time, has the majority vote of 'crazy or perverse'.
named for Michael Jackson because he was a well-respected artist and has won critical acclaim, but is still one crazy, perverse son-of-a-b.
*interchangeable with "bonaduced", "pauly shored", or "carrot topped"
-"R. Kelly was pretty good back in the day, but now i'm grossly disturbed by him as a person."
-"Yeah, he's pretty much been michael jacksoned."
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