Michael Petrucci

What is Michael Petrucci?

a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games

Guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf?

Michael petrucci: no :(

Guy: come on ill give u a dollar!

Michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to!

Guy: :( you've hurt me deeply

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Hogrieve

1. The emotional process through which a pimp goes when one of the women in his stable dies. Superstar Slim is going through a wicked hogr..

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1. Expletive, similar to Oh shit, lifted from Wet Hot American Summer 1: a: the meteor is getting closer b: Oh fuck my cock! See fuck, s..

Etheopian Tired

1. When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs. Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush. Jo..

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