Michael Petrucci

What is Michael Petrucci?


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a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games

Guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf?

Michael petrucci: no :(

Guy: come on ill give u a dollar!

Michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to!

Guy: :( you've hurt me deeply

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