Michael Petrucci

What is Michael Petrucci?

a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games

Guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf?

Michael petrucci: no :(

Guy: come on ill give u a dollar!

Michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to!

Guy: :( you've hurt me deeply

See michael petrucci, stubborn, video, games, fat

Cock-queef

1. (also spelled cockqueef): a quofeor dick fart. After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly co..

Pootanany

1. the female genitalia Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany? See poondizzle, pu..

5-26

1. Code term meaning that a girl is easy. 5 being the fifth word in the Roman Alphabet (E) and 26 being the twenty sixth letter in the Roma..

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