What is Michael Petrucci?
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a fatman who wont play mini golf of football when asked and is good at video games
Guy:sup michael petrucci wana play mini golf?
Michael petrucci: no :(
Guy: come on ill give u a dollar!
Michael: you cant pay me to go and i dont want to!
Guy: :( you've hurt me deeply
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