Michael Phelps Edit Meaning

1.

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...

Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!

See swimming, medals, water, hot, gold, britard

2.

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

See fish, fast, swim, olympic, phelps

3.

see fish.

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.

See fish, swim, swimmer, awesome sauce, olympics

4.

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

See jizz, semen, cum, boner, olympics, michael, phelps, swimmer

5.

the greatest olympian of all time and talked about constantly during the 2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

adj. used as replacement words for sexy, hot, beast, sexy beast, amazing, etc, etc

language

fans have the option of being obnoxious enough to use "Michael Phelps" instead of every word and then follow with a much needed translation. It essentially makes no sense and the language has no pattern, rhyme, or reason. Its just fun.

ex. That shirt is so Michael Phelps!!

ex. I just Michael Phelpsed yo ass in that game.

ex.Sure hes hot...just not Michael Phelps

Language: Michael Phelps! Phelps phelps michael? michael phelps. michael michael phelps michael phelps. Michael Phelps! Translation: Hey grl! Did u see the olympics last night? It was amazing. Michael Phelps skooled evrybody hands down. Michael Phelps!

See sexy, swimming, abs, beast, olympics

6.

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.

- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?

- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."

See michael, micheal, phelps, olympics, dolphin, weed, bowl, swimming, swim, medals

7.

Makes Chuck Norrislook like Michael Jackson. Truly an all-around, all-American, certified badass.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but only Michael Phelps can outswim a Chinaman on steroids.

See olympics, water, gold, epic win, win