Thread The Needle Edit Meaning

1.

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?

Man2: No, What happened?

Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.

Man2: holy shit!

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2.

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

See intercourse, sex, coitus, fucking, fuck, defloration, copulation

3.

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

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