Micro Type

What is Micro Type?


1.

a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks

Teacher: Everybuddy do micro type

Class: fuck no microtype sucks

2.

like for serious the fuckin queerest waste of my life i could ever imagine. every time i am forced to open that program a little bit more of me dies. Like, every time i type another line, all i can think about is squishing hamsters or shitting on babies. somethin like that. yeah.

Teacher:Hey guys, would you rather do some micro type, or would you rather rupture your anus?

Student 2: why, rupture my anus of couse.

See the, gayest, waste, of, my, fucking, life, ever


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