Microsoft Minutes

What is Microsoft Minutes?


1.

Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.

A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"

B- "About 5 minutes"

A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"

B- "Yeh"

A- "See you in an hour"

See microsoft, rubbish, linux, flawed, messy, Dicer


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