What is Microsoft Minutes?
1.
Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.
A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"
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The art of melting ice cubes on one's mouth.
"Have you ever performed vunnalingus?"
See ice, cube, melt, melting, mouth..