Middletown Poptart

What is Middletown Poptart?


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This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.

Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!

YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

See yummy, poptarted, gross, fun, toasted


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