Midget Judge

What is Midget Judge?

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.

2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"

2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

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