What is Midging?
1.
Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.
I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.
When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.
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2.
Generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. This is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5X your size.
He was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.
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