Midnightis

What is Midnightis?


1.

The strange sensation you get when it is past midnight and you are Facebook chatting, instant messaging, or Skyping with your friends.

Symptoms include:

Slurred typing ("alfdkja;lsdfjk" or "cdlackg" instead of "clocks").

Invention of new vocabulary.

Being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.

Loss of hand-keyboard coordination

i_love_sarah: the advangtages of not setting cdlackg right.

i_love_sarah: what the hell?

i_love_sarah: *chlocks

i_love_sarah: **CLOCKS.

flola1337: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH LOLZ ROFL

flola1337: uhoh.

flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.

See high, midnight, typing, error, drunk, sleep


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